TEMPTRESS WHO STANDS IN FRONT OF THE GREAT BATTLE OF BLOODFIELDS MEMORIAL WALL THROUGH MOST OF THE DAY TRYING TO TEMPT PEOPLE WITH BAD CHOICES SAYS, “YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG, BRAVE WARRIOR. CHOOSE: ONION OR BOOB? THE ONION IS A BIT OLD AND STARTING TO DRY OUT. THE BOOB GIVES VENOM IF YOU SUCKLE IT AND THE VENOM MAKES YOU SHRIEK UNCONTROLLABLY FOR WEEKS NONSTOP AND IT ALSO EMITS AN UNPLEASANT ODOR IF YOU SQUEEZE IT. MAKE YOUR CHOICE.”
ummm I think that’s a pomegranate…
do you ever draw something a million times above your usual skill level and it’s just like
where the fuck did that come from
But do you ever draw something a million times below your usual skill level and its just like
the fuck happened here?
knock knock*shuts off porn* *releases slaves* *flushes drugs* *exorcises demons* *puts down phone “hold on mom there’s someone at the door”* *answers you* who’s there?
i was gonna have a witty reply but this was good enough on its own